What happens when you get 'scared half to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
If it's tourist season why don't we shoot them?
If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does mortality come from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is the word for "a fear of long words" (hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia) so long?
Why do people believe you if you say there are four billion stars, but check if you say the paint's wet?
What if Batman gets bitten by a vampire?
Why don't you ever see ads for people working in advertising companies?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, since it's made of cocoa beans and all beans are veggies?
If a fork was made of gold, would it still be called silverware?
Why do all superheroes wear underpants on the outside?
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